“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”.“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”.“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”.“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”.“Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday.” “I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”.“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”.“Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.”.“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”.So start your week with a dash of fun and positive energy and enjoy these hilarious Monday quotes and deal with the coming week happily. Related: Hilarious Monday Memes for The Week Looking for some Monday humor to start your week on a positive note? We have rounded up a collection of funny Monday morning quotes, sayings, captions (with images and pictures) to inspire you and turn your Monday blues to laughter.